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Your Ass is Grass Socks

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Your Ass is Grass Socks
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You know why your ass is grass? 'Cause I'm gonna show you so many things you ain't ever even THOUGHT about, it's gonna blow your mind and freak you out and you might just run and hide. But I'm gonna wait to say all that. For now, I'm just gonna put on these sah-weet, soft combed cotton socks, and sit back and think about you for a while.

Women's shoe size 5-10. 40% combed cotton, 58% nylon and 2% spandex.